Drop and grab
Drop and grab
You've seen those arcade games where you put in your coin and then you have to guide an electronic arm across a load of naff prizes before dropping it on the one you fancy winning?
Well here's how to play.You post the following.
*Put's coin in slot*.
Now you have to wait for the next person to come along and post what you won.....if anything
I'm not making it clear am I ?
I'll post a few just so you get what I mean.
Well here's how to play.You post the following.
*Put's coin in slot*.
Now you have to wait for the next person to come along and post what you won.....if anything
I'm not making it clear am I ?
I'll post a few just so you get what I mean.
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
Re: Drop and grab
*Put's coin in slot*.
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
Re: Drop and grab
You won a pen that doesn't work.
*Put's coin in slot*.
*Put's coin in slot*.
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
Re: Drop and grab
You won a necklace that leaves a nice green tide mark around your neck.
*Put's coin in slot*.
*Put's coin in slot*.
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
Re: Drop and grab
You didn't win a thing
*Put's coin in slot*.
*Put's coin in slot*.
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
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Re: Drop and grab
You hit the jackpot ! (All the plastic balls filled with toys roll out of the machine )
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Re: Drop and grab
*Puts coin in slot*
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you won a bar a melted chocolate.
puts coin in slot
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
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Re: Drop and grab
You have won an all expense paid trip to the Dharmakaya...where everyone runs around naked !
*Puts coin in slot*
Re: Drop and grab
You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.
Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.
*Puts a very small coin in the slot*
Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.
*Puts a very small coin in the slot*
Sergeant Schultz knew everything there was to know.
Re: Drop and grab
catmoon wrote:You have won passage to the Purelands, all expenses paid, instruction in enlightenment provided for free, full access to the Buddha mind and a prediction of Buddhahood within the week.
Ha ha just kidding. Actually it's just a little teddy bear with a small split where some of the stuffing is coming out.
*Puts a very small coin in the slot*
You won a get out of the lower realms free card
*puts coin in slot*
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
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Re: Drop and grab
lol
you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !
*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*
you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !
*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*
Re: Drop and grab
Wow, a relic, I won a relicKunga Lhadzom wrote:lol
you have won a pair of Milarepas' boxer shorts !
*stuffs a $20 bill in the slot*
It's gobbled your money and given you sod all.
*Gives machine a sly Kick and shoves a £ in the slot *
'I really like these teeth.There is a human being who took my teeth and then
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
there is another human being who gave me my teeth'. ~*~ Palden Gyatso ~*~
Re: Drop and grab
It's gobbled your money and given you sod all. Funny how karma works sometimes.
*Puts a wooden nickel in the slot"
*Puts a wooden nickel in the slot"
Sergeant Schultz knew everything there was to know.
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Re: Drop and grab
Nothing comes out, not even more wooden nickels.
Appears to put a coin in the slot.
Everything comes out, but really it's nothing.
Appears to put a coin in the slot.
Everything comes out, but really it's nothing.
དམ་པའི་དོན་ནི་ཤེས་རབ་ཆེ་བ་དང་།
རྟོག་གེའི་ཡུལ་མིན་བླ་མའི་བྱིན་རླབས་དང་།
སྐལ་ལྡན་ལས་འཕྲོ་ཅན་གྱིས་རྟོགས་པ་སྟེ།
དེ་ནི་ཤེས་རབ་ལ་ནི་ལོ་རྟོག་སེལ།།
"Absolute Truth is not an object of analytical discourse or great discriminating wisdom,
It is realized through the blessing grace of the Guru and fortunate Karmic potential.
Like this, mistaken ideas of discriminating wisdom are clarified."
- (Kyabje Bokar Rinpoche, from his summary of "The Ocean of Definitive Meaning")
རྟོག་གེའི་ཡུལ་མིན་བླ་མའི་བྱིན་རླབས་དང་།
སྐལ་ལྡན་ལས་འཕྲོ་ཅན་གྱིས་རྟོགས་པ་སྟེ།
དེ་ནི་ཤེས་རབ་ལ་ནི་ལོ་རྟོག་སེལ།།
"Absolute Truth is not an object of analytical discourse or great discriminating wisdom,
It is realized through the blessing grace of the Guru and fortunate Karmic potential.
Like this, mistaken ideas of discriminating wisdom are clarified."
- (Kyabje Bokar Rinpoche, from his summary of "The Ocean of Definitive Meaning")
Re: Drop and grab
*Put in a kiwi dollah*
becomes enlightened!
becomes enlightened!