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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Mantrik » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:25 pm

CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:10 pm

Is it really a day without dharma wheel discussions referencing Wikipedia and blood being drawn from live male penises.
You forgot the pus pimple offerings....................surely inventive and so much more real than, say, Chod.

I think the piss is being taken out of us......... thankfully that is all!
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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by CedarTree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:34 pm

Mantrik wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:25 pm
CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:10 pm

Is it really a day without dharma wheel discussions referencing Wikipedia and blood being drawn from live male penises.
You forgot the pus pimple offerings....................surely inventive and so much more real than, say, Chod.

I think the piss is being taken out of us......... thankfully that is all!
Lol yah sometimes I think we need a bit of humor and "space" on these discussions. Keeps us from going down the rabbit holes and literally being maybe a "little" off base .... :rolling:

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by dzogchungpa » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:35 pm

Male penises? Aren't they all male?
There is not only nothingness because there is always, and always can manifest. - Thinley Norbu Rinpoche

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by climb-up » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:35 pm

Tenma wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 7:24 pm
So the statue was erected and unfortunately, I ended up being tempted to pray to her.
Unfortunately you were tempted?
What does the even mean?
Are you an addict?
You made a choice, that's how it goes.
Before I did so, I took great caution and recited the Simhamukha mantra and Palden Lhamo mantra with visualised offerings and request to protect me, then began the prayer to Santa La Muerte. Rather than use the "In the Name of the Father.....", I used "By the Three Jewels, the Buddha, Dharma, and Sangha..."
That is very rude.
Despite her worldly history, and her classification according to a Buddhist worldview, Santisima Muerte is absolutely a spirit and is real (I'm mean, you know, as "real" as anyone else... ...you know what I mean!).
Her follows LOVE her and see her as a mother. They don't use deities from other religions to protect themselves from her.
She is also Catholic. If you can't use her prayers (and there is absolutely no reason why you should be able to, I'm just saying) then there is absolutely no reason for you to be attempting to work with her.
along with a pus and blood offering
Well, I guess that might be something.
It wouldn't be very Buddhist, but it might have gotten her attention if you took the time to learn traditional practices and...
(pimples can be of use for both,
Are you F!@#ing kidding me!!!!???
Seriously, ...that's a joke right?
WTHF!?
Are you seriously presenting the popping of your pimples as a respectful and meaningful sacrifice to a powerful spirit?
I just...
I mean...
OMFG ...."I can't even!"

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by climb-up » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:36 pm

dzogchungpa wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:35 pm
Male penises? Aren't they all male?
...I've got a theory!
...umm...
...nevermind! :emb:
lol

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Coëmgenu » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:38 pm

CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:10 pm
Malcolm wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:01 pm
Coëmgenu wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:34 pm


She did not want human sacrifices, she, like most Aztec and Maya gods, loved most sweetly the blood from live male genitals. You can find this substantiated online, if my word is not enough https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodlett ... esoamerica. Search "genitals". The rabbit hole does deeper, though, by far, when it comes to antique Mesoamerican religion.
Just another day on Dharmawheel.
Is it really a day without dharma wheel discussions referencing Wikipedia and blood being drawn from live male penises.
I feel like my DharmaWheeling is not complete without sufficient substantiation.

Here are some images of Mayan penile bloodletting:

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This guy must be a chicken, he is only cutting his tongue:
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Maya-Aztecan penile bloodletting. It was a huge part of their religion.
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नस्वातो नापिपरतो नद्वाभ्यां नाप्यहेतुतः उत्पन्ना जातु विद्यन्ते भावाः क्वचन केचन
There absolutely are no things, nowhere and none, that arise anew, neither out of themselves, nor out of non-self, nor out of both, nor at random.
सर्वं तथ्यं न वा तथ्यं तथ्यं चातथ्यम् एव च नैवातथ्यं नैव तथ्यम् एतद् बुद्धानुशासनम्
All is so, or all is not so, both so and not so, neither so nor not so. This is the Buddha's teaching.

一切實非實亦實亦非實
非實非非實是名諸佛法

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by CedarTree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:40 pm

dzogchungpa wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:35 pm
Male penises? Aren't they all male?
It's emptiness, anything is possible!

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Motova » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:41 pm

Coëmgenu wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:38 pm
CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:10 pm
Malcolm wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:01 pm


Just another day on Dharmawheel.
Is it really a day without dharma wheel discussions referencing Wikipedia and blood being drawn from live male penises.
I feel like my DharmaWheeling is not complete without sufficient substantiation.

Here are some images of Mayan penile bloodletting:

Image
Image
Image

This guy must be a chicken, he is only cutting his tongue:
Image

Maya-Aztecan penile bloodletting. It was a huge part of their religion.
Dude, no one is interested.

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Coëmgenu » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:42 pm

Motova wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:41 pm
Dude, no one is interested.
My point is, if the OP really wants to please Mictecacihuatl, (s)he would give her a different offering. Not that (s)he should.
नस्वातो नापिपरतो नद्वाभ्यां नाप्यहेतुतः उत्पन्ना जातु विद्यन्ते भावाः क्वचन केचन
There absolutely are no things, nowhere and none, that arise anew, neither out of themselves, nor out of non-self, nor out of both, nor at random.
सर्वं तथ्यं न वा तथ्यं तथ्यं चातथ्यम् एव च नैवातथ्यं नैव तथ्यम् एतद् बुद्धानुशासनम्
All is so, or all is not so, both so and not so, neither so nor not so. This is the Buddha's teaching.

一切實非實亦實亦非實
非實非非實是名諸佛法

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Coëmgenu » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:43 pm

dzogchungpa wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:35 pm
Male penises? Aren't they all male?
You should meet the people I hung out with in university....

They'd call you 'problematic' for saying that. Maybe there is a reason I don't hang out with them anymore.
नस्वातो नापिपरतो नद्वाभ्यां नाप्यहेतुतः उत्पन्ना जातु विद्यन्ते भावाः क्वचन केचन
There absolutely are no things, nowhere and none, that arise anew, neither out of themselves, nor out of non-self, nor out of both, nor at random.
सर्वं तथ्यं न वा तथ्यं तथ्यं चातथ्यम् एव च नैवातथ्यं नैव तथ्यम् एतद् बुद्धानुशासनम्
All is so, or all is not so, both so and not so, neither so nor not so. This is the Buddha's teaching.

一切實非實亦實亦非實
非實非非實是名諸佛法

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by CedarTree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 pm

Motova wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:41 pm
Coëmgenu wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:38 pm
CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:10 pm


Is it really a day without dharma wheel discussions referencing Wikipedia and blood being drawn from live male penises.
I feel like my DharmaWheeling is not complete without sufficient substantiation.

Here are some images of Mayan penile bloodletting:

Image
Image
Image

This guy must be a chicken, he is only cutting his tongue:
Image

Maya-Aztecan penile bloodletting. It was a huge part of their religion.
Dude, no one is interested.
I was interested and I think others are too. Where is all this rage towards coemgenu coming from, most of the time he/she just broadens out conversations and makes them a bit better. I must have missed a blow out or something :P

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Mantrik » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:47 pm

So, the most powerful offering, the very pinnacle of sacrifice to the Spirit , is :

Penile Pimple Popping Pouring Plasma Pus Phlebotomising ??
http://www.khyung.com

Om Thathpurushaya Vidhmahe
Suvarna Pakshaya Dheemahe
Thanno Garuda Prachodayath

Micchāmi Dukkaḍaṃ (मिच्छामि दुक्कडम्)

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Coëmgenu » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:48 pm

CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 pm
Motova wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:41 pm
Coëmgenu wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:38 pm


I feel like my DharmaWheeling is not complete without sufficient substantiation.

Here are some images of Mayan penile bloodletting:

Image
Image
Image

This guy must be a chicken, he is only cutting his tongue:
Image

Maya-Aztecan penile bloodletting. It was a huge part of their religion.
Dude, no one is interested.
I was interested and I think others are too. Where is all this rage towards coemgenu coming from, most of the time he/she just broadens out conversations and makes them a bit better. I must have missed a blow out or something :P
Its possible that your mind can be so open it's contents fall out, like a bucket whose bottom fails. This is either called enlightenment or insanity depending on who you talk to.
नस्वातो नापिपरतो नद्वाभ्यां नाप्यहेतुतः उत्पन्ना जातु विद्यन्ते भावाः क्वचन केचन
There absolutely are no things, nowhere and none, that arise anew, neither out of themselves, nor out of non-self, nor out of both, nor at random.
सर्वं तथ्यं न वा तथ्यं तथ्यं चातथ्यम् एव च नैवातथ्यं नैव तथ्यम् एतद् बुद्धानुशासनम्
All is so, or all is not so, both so and not so, neither so nor not so. This is the Buddha's teaching.

一切實非實亦實亦非實
非實非非實是名諸佛法

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by CedarTree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:48 pm

Mantrik wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:47 pm
So, the most powerful offering, the very pinnacle of sacrifice to the Spirit , is :

Penile Pimple Popping Pouring Plasma Pus Phlebotomising ??
Bingo

Supreme and Unsurpassed ;)

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by CedarTree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:49 pm

I appreciate you recognizing my enlightenment ;)
Coëmgenu wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:48 pm
CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 pm
Motova wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:41 pm


Dude, no one is interested.
I was interested and I think others are too. Where is all this rage towards coemgenu coming from, most of the time he/she just broadens out conversations and makes them a bit better. I must have missed a blow out or something :P
Its possible that your mind can be so open it's contents fall out, like a bucket whose bottom fails. This is either called enlightenment or insanity depending on who you talk to.

Practice, Practice, Practice

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by climb-up » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:50 pm

Mantrik wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:47 pm
So, the most powerful offering, the very pinnacle of sacrifice to the Spirit , is :

Penile Pimple Popping Pouring Plasma Pus Phlebotomising ??
:jawdrop: :rolling:

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Motova » Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:59 pm

CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 pm
I was interested and I think others are too. Where is all this rage towards coemgenu coming from, most of the time he/she just broadens out conversations and makes them a bit better. I must have missed a blow out or something :P
I'm just looking out for a fellow Canadian.

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Malcolm » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:00 pm

dzogchungpa wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:35 pm
Male penises? Aren't they all male?
Gender, it seems is no longer connected with what kind of junk you have. Kind of a relief, I guess. :woohoo:
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[A]nything at all that is well spoken is the word of the Buddha.

-- Ārya-adhyāśaya-sañcodana-nāma-mahāyāna-sūtra

The different sūtras in accord with the emptiness
taught by the Sugata are definitive in meaning;
One can understand that all of those Dharmas in
which a sentient being, individual, or person are taught are provisional in meaning.

-- Samadhirāja Sūtra

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by CedarTree » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:01 pm

Motova wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:59 pm
CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 pm
I was interested and I think others are too. Where is all this rage towards coemgenu coming from, most of the time he/she just broadens out conversations and makes them a bit better. I must have missed a blow out or something :P
I'm just looking out for a fellow Canadian.
You seemed to angry to be a Canadian my mistake ;)

Lol just jk, but was seriously wondering what the theme was about.

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Re: Santa La Muerte

Post by Motova » Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:12 pm

CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:01 pm
Motova wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:59 pm
CedarTree wrote:
Thu Dec 14, 2017 9:46 pm
I was interested and I think others are too. Where is all this rage towards coemgenu coming from, most of the time he/she just broadens out conversations and makes them a bit better. I must have missed a blow out or something :P
I'm just looking out for a fellow Canadian.
You seemed to angry to be a Canadian my mistake ;)

Lol just jk, but was seriously wondering what the theme was about.
You are my next target.

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