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Best Post Ever

Post by garudha » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:06 am

I AM ME.
I WILL TAKE ROLE OF TEACHER AND SPEAK.
I WILL TRY TO CONVEY SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
YOU LISTEN GOOD FOR YOU. READY? GOOD. LISTEN.
REMEMBER I TAKE ROLE OF TEACHER.
HERE WE GO.

I AM TEACHER TELL YOU ABOUT ASPECTS OF MANIFEST REALITY.
I AM TEACHER SPEAK TRUE.
I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DO NOT.
I WRITE BOOK.
MANIPULATE LANGUAGE...
MANIPULATE CONCEPT...
FOR PURPOSE OF TEACHING.
THIS VERY NORMAL.
I AM TEACHER.

I AM ME.
YOU HEARD TEACHER SPEAK ALREADY.
YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU READ AGAIN.

NOW I BECOME EXAMPLE (ONLY) OF ANOTHER TEACHER.
THIS TEACHER THE ONE YOU CAN REALLY LEARN FROM.
BUT NOT IN THE WORDS I TYPE!
I JUST DESCRIBE THE "TECHNIQUE".
THIS TEACHER NOT SAME LIKE FIRST ONE.
TEACHER NOT MAKE CONCEPT OR SOMETHING ELSE.
REMEMBER I TAKE ROLE OF TEACHER.
HERE WE GO.


I AM THE WIND.
I AM THE RAIN.
I AM EVERYTHING
I AM NOTHING.
WHEN YOU STEAL
I AM A POLICEMAN
WHEN YOU DO GOOD
I AM YOUR FRIEND
WHEN YOU HIT THUMB
I AM HAMMER
WHEN YOU SCREAM
I AM NOISE OUT YOUR MOUTH
WHEN YOU BORN
I AM YOUR LIFE
WHEN YOU DIE
I AM YOUR DEATH

WHAT SEEMS TO BE:
IS NOT.
WHAT SEEMS TO BE NOT:
IS.

I AM NOT USING BOOKS.
I AM BOOKS.
I AM NOT USING RELIGION.
I AM RELIGION.
I AM NOT USING DECEPTION.
I AM DECEPTION.

I AM ME.
YOU HEARD TEACHER SPEAK ALREADY.
YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU READ AGAIN.

I TRY TO TELL YOU...

THE FIRST TEACHER MAKE SECONDARY LESSON WITH-IN PRIMARY LESSON OF LIFE.

THE SECOND TEACHER MAKE PRIMARY LESSON OF LIFE OUT OF NOTHING LIKE MAGIC YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

IF YOU GOT THE MESSAGE, AND UNDERSTAND IT WELL, THEN FOR SURE, YOU JUST FINIHED ON THIS FORUM.

YOU CONFUSED?

TIP: REAL LESSON IS LIFE. DON'T NEED BOOK. LISTEN TO YOUR HEART. USE YOUR WONDERFUL BRAIN. DON'T NEED TEACHING. FEEL IT.
Last edited by Ayu on Fri Dec 11, 2015 7:33 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Changed big letters in title to normal.

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Re: BEST POST EVER

Post by odysseus » Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:50 am

This is nice and all, Mr. Garudha. But ain't you English, why do you write like an Arabian? lol :woohoo:
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Re: BEST POST EVER

Post by Kim O'Hara » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:20 am

Ah, have you noticed that Garudha posted this in the Creative Writing forum?

:coffee:

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Re: BEST POST EVER

Post by odysseus » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:25 am

Kim O'Hara wrote:Ah, have you noticed that Garudha posted this in the Creative Writing forum?

:coffee:
Yeah, it's much remarkable and also creative. lol :popcorn:
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Re: Best Post Ever

Post by smcj » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:28 am

Well, it's not boring, and gives me a chance to practice patience. So... :shrug:

garudha, are you having a bad day?
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Re: Best Post Ever

Post by garudha » Fri Dec 11, 2015 4:56 pm

smcj wrote:Well, it's not boring, and gives me a chance to practice patience. So... :shrug:

garudha, are you having a bad day?
Having the time of my life. Never better. Find myself smiling, weird... could the glass be 1/2 full ?

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Re: Best Post Ever

Post by Queequeg » Fri Dec 11, 2015 9:55 pm

EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Once you have given up the ghost, everything follows with dead certainty, even in the midst of chaos.”
-Henry Miller

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Great for solving problems, after it creates the problems."
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Re: Best Post Ever

Post by dzogchungpa » Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:12 pm

Queequeg wrote:EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, maybe not EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
but, certainly, the best post in a very, very long time.
If you focus on an object, you are not meditating. - Dudjom Rinpoche

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