Daily Laugh Thread

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Post by Sādhaka » Sun Dec 15, 2019 8:29 am

https://youtube.com/results?search_query=Dirty+ho



Inspired^ by the end of this video:













Play^ at 1.25x speed, and it starts to look more like Yuen Woo Ping^.

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Post by smcj » Thu Dec 26, 2019 3:05 am

The 4 stages of life according to Santa:

1. You believe in Santa.
2. You don’t believe in Santa.
3. You become Santa.
4. You look like Santa

Merry Christmas.
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Post by DharmaN00b » Thu Jan 09, 2020 12:06 pm

Become as Gods.. :crazy:
This cannot continue.. :techproblem:


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Post by Nicholas Weeks » Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:51 pm

Everyone gets deserved degree - soon...

https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-on ... al-affairs
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Post by Sādhaka » Fri Jan 10, 2020 4:55 pm

Lol that^ reminds me of the someone-on-the-internet-is-wrong memes:

https://www.google.com/search?q=someone ... 14&bih=719


About this part found in your link Nicholas:

“Medical doctorate degrees will also be mailed out to people who give their expert opinion on vaccines, gut health, and essential oils on the internet.”

I’ll still take my chances on the internet there^ over the corporate-shill so-called professional experts; in general.

But anyway, back to laughing for this thread.

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Post by DharmaN00b » Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:07 pm

If you've not seen this...

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Post by Caoimhghín » Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:06 am

In these degenerate times of strife and conflict, we must remember the four mighty vows of Agnibāṇa Buddha in his twinkling paradise upon the horizon.

1) To protect the world from devastation.
2) To unite all peoples within our nations.
3) To denounce the evils of truth and love.
4) To extend his reach to the stars above.
歸命本覺心法身常住妙法心蓮臺本來莊嚴三身徳三十七尊住心
城遠離因果法然具普門塵數諸三昧無邊徳海本圓滿還我頂禮心諸佛

In reverence for the root gnosis of the heart, the dharmakāya,
for the ever present good law of the heart, the lotus terrace,
for the inborn adornment of the trikāya, the thirty-seven sages dwelling in the heart,
for that which is removed from seed and fruit, the upright key to the universal gate,
for all boundless concentrations, the sea of virtue, the root perfection,
I prostrate, bowing to the hearts of all Buddhas.

胎藏金剛菩提心義略問答鈔, Treatise on the teaching of the gnostic heart of the womb and the diamond, T2397.1.470c5-8

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Post by Caoimhghín » Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:33 am

Have you watched the whole thing? That is a very, very, very good film.
歸命本覺心法身常住妙法心蓮臺本來莊嚴三身徳三十七尊住心
城遠離因果法然具普門塵數諸三昧無邊徳海本圓滿還我頂禮心諸佛

In reverence for the root gnosis of the heart, the dharmakāya,
for the ever present good law of the heart, the lotus terrace,
for the inborn adornment of the trikāya, the thirty-seven sages dwelling in the heart,
for that which is removed from seed and fruit, the upright key to the universal gate,
for all boundless concentrations, the sea of virtue, the root perfection,
I prostrate, bowing to the hearts of all Buddhas.

胎藏金剛菩提心義略問答鈔, Treatise on the teaching of the gnostic heart of the womb and the diamond, T2397.1.470c5-8

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Post by Kim O'Hara » Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:07 am

Caoimhghín wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:33 am
Have you watched the whole thing?
Several times since it appeared, because it has turned up a few times on my facebook feed.
Caoimhghín wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:33 am
That is a very, very, very good film.
:twothumbsup:

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Post by Caoimhghín » Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:50 pm

I see entirely too much of me in this sea lion.
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歸命本覺心法身常住妙法心蓮臺本來莊嚴三身徳三十七尊住心
城遠離因果法然具普門塵數諸三昧無邊徳海本圓滿還我頂禮心諸佛

In reverence for the root gnosis of the heart, the dharmakāya,
for the ever present good law of the heart, the lotus terrace,
for the inborn adornment of the trikāya, the thirty-seven sages dwelling in the heart,
for that which is removed from seed and fruit, the upright key to the universal gate,
for all boundless concentrations, the sea of virtue, the root perfection,
I prostrate, bowing to the hearts of all Buddhas.

胎藏金剛菩提心義略問答鈔, Treatise on the teaching of the gnostic heart of the womb and the diamond, T2397.1.470c5-8

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Post by Ayu » Fri Feb 21, 2020 8:17 am

A little bit of British humor - sometimes a bit hard to digest. :smile:


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歸命本覺心法身常住妙法心蓮臺本來莊嚴三身徳三十七尊住心
城遠離因果法然具普門塵數諸三昧無邊徳海本圓滿還我頂禮心諸佛

In reverence for the root gnosis of the heart, the dharmakāya,
for the ever present good law of the heart, the lotus terrace,
for the inborn adornment of the trikāya, the thirty-seven sages dwelling in the heart,
for that which is removed from seed and fruit, the upright key to the universal gate,
for all boundless concentrations, the sea of virtue, the root perfection,
I prostrate, bowing to the hearts of all Buddhas.

胎藏金剛菩提心義略問答鈔, Treatise on the teaching of the gnostic heart of the womb and the diamond, T2397.1.470c5-8

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Post by Sādhaka » Thu Feb 27, 2020 7:36 am





Don’t even ask how I stumbled upon this^; but she’s funny af.




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And at the end she says that Hey-Zeus is real; okay whatever, but still good comedy

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Re: Daily Laugh Thread

Post by Sādhaka » Fri Feb 28, 2020 3:28 am





Well I suppose the humor here is that this^ was posted by ESPN sports channel of all outlets.

One of the fiercest humans in the last hundred years licked (or smoked rather) the toad, and basically became a pacifist....

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