Daily Laugh Thread
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DNS wrote: ↑Wed Feb 25, 2015 1:40 am No jokes posted here in over 3 years?? Time to start this up again.
Some fun facts
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number 3.
6. When you did number 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You skipped number 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
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"You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of."
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"You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of."
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What not to say at a royal wedding organised by Price Charles:
'Let's hope this one doesn't turn into car crash TV! '
'Let's hope this one doesn't turn into car crash TV! '
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Saw this on FB today and found it quite amusing:
There is not only nothingness because there is always, and always can manifest. - Thinley Norbu Rinpoche
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"Lucifer's a friend of mine. I have a friend named Lucifer."
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Came up with this one myself. Kind of tirthika-ish:
Why did the holy cow not eat from the other side?... It was non-dual.
Why did the holy cow not eat from the other side?... It was non-dual.
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Lacking mindfulness, we commit every wrong. - Nyoshul Khen Rinpoche
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Something seasonal ...
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Our next fighter is Mr. X; he has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the London Zoo.
And a lifetime ban from the London Zoo.
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Turtle vs Rabbit! Could taking slow and easy be the key to longer life?
Seems like : Fast but frantic and unfocused, versus calm and steady but focused
Funny when real life imitates art & stories!
Seems like : Fast but frantic and unfocused, versus calm and steady but focused
Funny when real life imitates art & stories!
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Fables, Jatakas, and parables are one sort of thing, but what makes you think the rabbits featured in these videos haven't simply rejected the premise of their trial? "Who are these lumbering beings to force anything upon me?"well wisher wrote: ↑Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:11 am Turtle vs Rabbit! Could taking slow and easy be the key to longer life?
Seems like : Fast but frantic and unfocused, versus calm and steady but focused
Funny when real life imitates art & stories!